14
May

TV">Better than TV

If you watch any television at all, it’s hard to miss all of the “reality” shows that have cropped up lately. From the comfort of your living room you can watch unemployed guys trying to strike gold in Alaska, people with questionable intelligence chase alligators in a swamp, and a family that yells a lot and bakes cakes. Viewers are drawn to these “dramas” in huge numbers and it seems like the more bizarre a show is the more popular it is.

 

If you get bored with these shows, I have a suggestion—Go to the nearest boat ramp next Saturday morning. Take a comfortable chair and some refreshments. Make sure that you sit close enough to hear the dialogue. If you’re cruel, you will take a video camera and a wireless device so you can upload the follies for the rest of the world to see.

 

Spring is when new TV shows debut, and it is the best time to be in the audience at a boat landing. A lot of people have not backed a trailer since they parked their boat last autumn and they demonstrate their lack of backing prowess on a regular basis. Wait for married couples to launch their boat, especially if they have a few whiny kids with them. They are a lot more fun to watch than two fishing buddies out for bass or crappie.

 

Exaggerated hand and arm gestures are an indicator that something good is about to happen. By the time the yelling starts the boat is usually so cockeyed on the ramp that whoever is driving the truck has to start all over again. I have seen people give up and leave without ever getting their boat in the water. Backing a boat trailer is not an inborn trait and I have no idea why someone would wait until a busy Saturday morning at a crowded boat ramp to practice. I suspect more than one divorce has been initiated by an attempted boat launching.

 

Some of the dramas I have personally witnessed at boat ramps: A submerged car, an accident between two trucks, domestic violence, a boat that floated off the trailer and drifted away with no one in it,  a sunken boat (no plug in the boat), keys locked in a truck in the middle of the landing, drunken rages, boats bumping into each other, trailer fenders ripped off, a loaded trailer separating from a truck, a boat that fell off of the trailer and onto the cement ramp, and too many jackknifed rigs to count.

 

I will only admit to being guilty of two of the aforementioned offenses.

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7
May

An Old Friend

This is an excerpt from the first novel I ever wrote, Fallen Heroes. It has not been published, and most likely never will be, but I love the story and the characters I created. I hope you enjoy meeting Officer Taylor Douglas.

Taylor peeled of his sweat soaked navy blue T-shirt and stood bare chested in the feeble breeze being generated by the window mounted air conditioner in his bedroom. He stayed there until goose bumps dimpled his chest and belly, and enjoyed the feeling of comfort for the first time in several hours. He threw his shirt over the shower rod to dry before he would add it to the mound of dirty clothes that dominated one corner of the small room.

The small bedroom was dark enough that the glare from the television caused him to squint until his eyes adjusted. Static and fuzz covered the screen as the ancient recorder struggled in reverse. He wanted desperately to crawl into bed, but the remote was broken and once he got in bed he wanted to stay there. The tape finally stopped and he stabbed the play button twice before the machine would obey. Taylor propped his head up on the pillow and saw Turner Field come into view on the screen. He'd managed to stay ignorant of the outcome of this game all night long and was looking forward to watching it.

He had stuck with the Braves through the rough years and was enjoying their recent successes more than most. Memories of past trips down  to Atlanta with his dad had a lot to do with it. His dad had always worked two shifts at the textile mill and Taylor smiled as he remembered his dad coming to his after school ball games on his lunch break. He had his best games when his dad was there to watch. The family vacation was a trip to Atlanta every year, where they stayed with his Uncle Ray and went to see the Braves. Right up to the year his dad died they had made the trip, and for several years there were three generations of Douglas men at the game. His smile faded when he wondered if he'd ever take his son there again.

He lay there in nothing but his shorts and was finally cool enough to relax. The muggy weather seemed to affect him more with each summer and working the midnight shift had been his latest defeat. Senior man in the division and he was keeping time with the rookies on third shift. By all rights he should be pre-retired, working first shift in a Disneyland district where the most serious crimes were illegal parking and truancy. But the sun was too much for him when combined with a suffocating Kevlar vest and navy blue uniform. So he would be pale all summer long and had bags under his eyes that would not go away, but at least he was not being roasted daily.

Within twenty-five minutes of leaving the station he was in bed and ready for ten hours of uninterrupted sleep. He didn't bother to set his alarm. He fell asleep with Hudson pitching a shutout going into the bottom of the sixth as the tape played on.

 

The knocking in his head grew louder and louder until it finally woke him up. Taylor stumbled into the living room toward the source of his rude awakening. He flung open the door and was attacked by heat and light. He shielded his eyes and stepped back inside.

"Officer Douglas. I've been knocking for five minutes. What if this was an emergency?"

Slowly the small woman with the large voice emerged from the light. She did not seem bothered in the least that she had woken him up.

"Officer Douglas?"

He closed his eyes.

"Those kids are back in the pool again." She was obviously expecting a response.

"All right," he grunted. "I'll take care of it." Then he slammed the door in her face.

He found his flip-flops and a ball cap with the department shield stitched on the front and put on dark glasses before opening the door. She startled him as she spoke.

"Officer Douglas…" She stopped when she looked at him as if something has caused her train of thought to derail.

"Aren't you going to put your uniform on?"

"They're all at the cleaners," he replied as he walked past. "We don't want to alarm the residents, do we?"

This seemed to satisfy her, and she let him walk away without further interrogation. The traffic noises coming from the interstate completed the sensory assault. At least on midnights he got to sleep through rush hour. Even with the dark glasses on he had to squint to keep his eyes from melting. Once again spring had skipped the Piedmont and it was summer in May. He silently cursed his ever-present solar enemy. He attributed his perspiration to the temperature and ignored his poor physical condition as he wiped the sweat from his salt and pepper crew cut.

When he got to the pool he recognized the trespassers as repeat offenders: two brothers, nine and ten years old. They lived in the housing project next to his apartments. There were a few other people at the pool, so he decided not to yell at them. He plopped down in a stained lounge chair and motioned them over with his finger.

"It's too hot for me to yell at you two again, so I'm just gonna’ tell you to leave. You can't swim here 'cause you don't live here. Understand?"

They nodded, but they also understood that they were hot and the pool was right next to where they lived. Taylor felt sweat drip from his armpit and saw the manager watching him.

"I'll make a deal with y'all. You see that crappy looking red Escort parked in front of the office? As long as it’s not here, you can swim, OK? If you’re in the pool when she’s here, I’m going to take you both to jail."

They both grinned and he saw that the eldest was missing his two front teeth.

"Just you two!" Taylor yelled after them. One of them threw up his hand as he ran toward the hole on the wooden fence that separated their worlds.

Taylor looked at the inviting water. He should be at his house, looking at his pool, he thought. But now he had a free one-bedroom apartment in exchange for keeping dangerous criminals like those two at bay. Maybe his ex would take his son to a ball game with this month's check. He'd do it someday, as soon as they started speaking to each other again.

His legs felt cool where the boys had dripped water on him as they talked. The shorts were loose, but he figured he would be all right if he just waded in. He almost left to get a towel but knew that he wouldn't come back if he did. The water was warmer than he expected and he sat down on the bottom and leaned back against the steps. He didn't know how long his eyes had been closed when he heard the commotion. He ignored it for as long as he could, and finally opened his eyes. A large woman was dancing next to the pool.

"My baby! Help my baby!" She then began yelling in Spanish, and Taylor was completely confused. He got out of the pool and looked as she pointed at the deep end.

"My baby!" she sobbed as she pulled on his arm. She was pointing at what looked like a doll that was lying at the bottom of the deep end of the pool.

His heart began to pound and time slowed as he dove in. He could still hear her screaming under the water. Taylor clawed at the water and pulled himself frantically toward the small, still form on the bottom. It was only eight feet deep but his lungs felt like they were going to explode. He grabbed an arm and pushed off the bottom, surprised at how heavy the child was. He gasped as he surfaced and handed the baby to someone.

"Call 911!" he spat. He had to yell it again before he saw anyone move. He climbed out beside his victim and skills learned years ago but never put to use came back to him quickly. He blew four quick breaths into the small mouth and watched her chest rise with his efforts. The child's eyes were closed and still. Taylor whispered a prayer as he tilted the head back and blew again.

Nothing.

He started chest compressions again and began to feel lightheaded. He waited for someone in the crowd to help but everyone just watched. He took a deep breath and blew again, watching the small chest rise as he exhaled.

Without any warning, bile and chlorine exploded into his mouth. The little girl began to choke and convulse. He scooped her mouth clear and smiled as she started crying. The mother took her child and held her close as she cried and hugged the man that had saved her little one’s life. Taylor felt his eyes begin to water, and everyone was staring at him as he stood up.

He knelt to speak to the mother when a dark object in the water caught his eye. He gasped at the thought of missing a second child. He was about to dive in again, but when he saw his ball cap floating on the water he suddenly realized that he was about to rescue his shorts. His mouth dropped open and he stood frozen in place. He felt a shiver work its way down his spine and end at his big toe. Someone handed him a towel and he wrapped it around his bare ass. Turning to thank his rescuer he saw a giggling bronzed beauty no more than eighteen struggling to control herself.

"Thanks," he stammered with a thick tongue. "I'll get it back to you."

"Keep it." she said.

He clutched the towel tightly around his waist and trotted back to his apartment. Taylor could hear the sirens as he closed the door behind him. As his cheeks began to cool, his taste buds reminded him of the flavor in his mouth. Some searching produced a dusty bottle of bourbon and he gargled with it, spitting in the sink. It was only a child, but these days it paid to be careful. With his luck he would get the plague.

He was sleepy but hungry too, and knew he would sleep better on a full stomach. He threw a couple of frozen burritos in the microwave and poured himself a glass of generic diet soda. Still wearing only the towel, he carried his meal into the bedroom and remembered the game. As he reached for the rewind button the commercial suddenly ended.

"The Braves loose a tough one in the ninth, ending a five game winning streak and dropping them into second place in the standings." The announcer said.

He swallowed a bite of food and burped. For all that his life lacked, at least it was consistent.

 

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30
April

An Author’s Thoughts

“They went back outside and Silas locked up the office. Persimmon clouds with cinnamon edges seemed reluctant to surrender to the twilight. The beauty of the sunset was too sensational to rush past, even as hungry and tired as he was. While Hall loitered on the dock, he wondered if the display was a salute from God, a final tribute to someone who cherished His creation and looked after it so well.”

We don’t always get to choose where we live. Careers, family, and dozens of other factors come into play when we choose where we will spend our lives. As a writer, however, I am not limited by such practical constraints. The characters I bring to life are free to live and play wherever I want them to, perhaps in places I wouldn’t mind living.

My home is in the Piedmont of North Carolina, in beautiful green and rolling countryside a short drive from the coast. But in Soundkeeper, my characters get to breathe in the heavy smell of the salt marsh every day and experience sunsets each evening that are more entertaining than anything man will ever create.

Is it a good thing for an author to be jealous of their characters? I’ve been fortunate to spend a lot of time in the Lowcountry of South Carolina, where Soundkeeper is set, but I’ve always dreamed of living there. A place where I know the tides better than the TV schedule, and seclusion and adventure await beyond my dock. Flip-flops and khaki shorts would be my new uniform, and everyone at the bait shop would greet me by my first name and ask me what was biting.

When I read, I want to be diverted from reality by the story. When I write, I want my characters to entertain me. When I am writing well I just follow wherever they lead me, and try to accurately describe what they experience. It is no surprise to me that I have followed them to a place I love.

* This was originally posted on The Introveretd Reader blog: http://www.theintrovertedreader.com/2012/02/author-michael-hervey-saturdays-in.html

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23
April

A Short Story

Precious Metals

 

 “Garrity, you’ve got hospital duty.”

Garrity nodded at his sergeant and grabbed his roll-out bag off of the table in front of him. Any of the other officers on the shift would have guessed that he didn’t mind getting the shitty assignments, and they would have been right. Eight hours and fifteen minutes if he was guarding some prisoner at Memorial or sweating his ass off running from call to call in the hot summer sun. It really didn’t matter anymore. A paycheck every twenty-eight days either way.

  Shotgun, riot helmet, extra ammunition, and no contraband or new dents in the aging Ford. He signed the book so the officer coming off-duty could go home and stopped by his personal car and grabbed a paperback he had started reading at his second job the night before. A war novel, better than most, but he hadn’t read one yet that got it right. No one would read it if they did, he imagined. Most people wanted to read stories that had a happy ending.  If he was lucky, whoever he had to guard would be asleep or heavily medicated and he could watch Sports Center on their television. He took the book because he wasn’t a very lucky person.

 Garrity made a stop on the way to the hospital and grabbed a Styrofoam cup instead of using his regular mug that hung under the television and filled the cup to the brim. In English subtitles on Al Jezeera Garrity read about a helicopter that the Taliban claimed they had shot down. He lingered as long as he could and when he started to leave Isaac told Garrity there was no charge for the strong coffee, just as he did every day. Garrity stuck to his habit of putting two bucks on the counter on his way out.

 “Salam alaykum,” his friend called out to him as he walked out the door.

  “And peace to you also,” Garrity said.

 Garrity fixed the lid so he could drink the coffee while he drove and scalded his tongue with the first sip. Hospital duty meant one less day on the street. He was over the hump, but still had a long time to go. He didn’t want to work weekends and holidays, birthdays and anniversaries for another decade.

When he was in Homicide he’d rotated through on-call status every third weekend, but the parking lot at the headquarters building was empty every Christmas he’d ever worked. Detectives didn’t have to wear stifling hot Kevlar vests under their suits, and everyone assumed you were smarter than the other officers if you worked robbery, homicide or property crimes. He knew from firsthand experience that wasn’t always the case. Still, he was working what slim connections he still had to get an interview for an upcoming vacancy on the burglary squad.

The parking spot near the entrance to the ER that was marked for police cars only was occupied by a taxi so he parked in the deck and and walked in through the entrance to the emergency department. Doctors and nurses ignored him as he threaded his way through the maze of floors and corridors, all of them too busy with their own crisis to notice another uniform.

He found the room, read the post orders, and signed the ledger. He didn’t recognize the female officer he relieved, and that was the rule rather than the exception. When he’d been hired the department had seemed like a big extended family, or high school, where if you didn’t know everyone you at least knew of them. Now most of the other cops were strangers, even the ones he worked with every day.

She looked at his nametag, signed the clipboard and handed it to him. Then she left without saying anything.

The post orders specified that the duty captain was to be notified if the suspect made any incriminating statements. He’d waived his Miranda rights but had not confessed to the killing he’d been charged with. Officers were not to question the prisoner, but were required to make notes of any statements he made. No visitors, no phone calls. The suspect had been admitted as a John Doe to keep any associates from stopping by if they were so inclined. Boring duty, but sometimes boring was alright.

“Nobody’s done that the whole time I been in here,” the man said to him when Garrity checked to make sure the prisoner was still cuffed to the hospital bed. The starched, white hospital sheets made him seem even blacker than he actually was.

“Just doing my job,” Garrity said.

How many times had he hidden behind that in the past twenty years?  The response was automatic now.

“I know, I know,” the man said. “I wasn’t accusing you of nothin’, I was just making conversation. You’re the oldest one that’s guarded me yet.”

 “What’s wrong with you?”

Garrity didn’t really care, but it didn’t look like anything was wrong with the man. His long, braided hair was past his shoulders and he had a tattoo of someone’s name across one side of his neck.  

“Kidney stones. Ain’t that some shit? I’m trippin’ on morphine, best high I’ve had in a long time, courtesy of the taxpayers. If they would have waited one more day before they locked me up I would have had to up to the VA and have them take care of me.”

Garrity shook his head and didn’t say anything else. At least he knew where some of his tax money went; keeping a homicide suspect comfortable while he peed through a coffee filter until he could be transferred to the medical ward at the jail.

“What’s that?” the suspect asked him. He was pointing with his free hand at a metal pin that was under Garrity’s badge. “Seen lots of cops, never seen one of those.”

Garrity didn’t want to answer. He wanted to watch Sports Center or read his book until it was time to go to his other job, but maybe the conversation would lead somewhere. He needed something to get noticed by the selection boards if he ever wanted to make detective again.

“Purple heart,” Garrity said.

Every day when he put on his costume he saw the medal and remembered the night he’d earned it and lost a friend. A long time ago that seemed like yesterday.

“I got me one of those, from the Army.February 26th, 1991.”

Garrity was walking toward a chair next to the door and stopped. His anniversary, his kid’s birthdays, the day he’d lost a partner. Dates on a calendar to everyone but him. He turned around and walked back to the hospital bed.

“What happened on that day?” Garrity asked.

“Got my ass shot saving two ungrateful Jarheads, that’s what happened.”

Garrity looked at the man in front of him. The television was on, but he couldn’t hear it anymore. Like every cop he’d ever known, he was suspicious and unbelieving, pessimistic and Republican. Someone had told this guy, but no one else knew. He’d never told his wife. Only his gunner Bobby, who he hadn’t talked to in years, knew the whole story.

“Al Jahra?”

“No, about thirty clicks south.”

Garrity touched a button on the hospital bed and the television screen went black. “What happened?”

 “Helicopter went down. We was lost, separated from the convoy after a HMMNT hit a mine and we hooked up and pulled it out of the way. We saw the bird go down and drove over to see if anyone had survived. Two Marine’s were shooting pistols at a squad of Iraqi’s when we got there. The ragheads were pissed off about all their friends that had been killed on Highway Eighty and were gonna’ take out on those guys until we got there.”

 Garrity rolled up his sleeve and looked at the long, thin scar that started at his left wrist and wound its way up to his elbow. There were thirteen titanium pins and screws hidden under the scar. The last day of February, 1991 was the last time Garrity had ever flown a helicopter. The murder suspect pulled the thin hospital gown up to his thigh and Garrity saw two round marks that looked like burns a cigarette would make or knots on a skinny tree trunk.  

“Through and through, no bones. They sent me back to the trucks a week later.”

Garrity rolled his sleeve back down and buttoned the cuff. The man on the bed turned the television back on.

“How’d you get your purple heart?” he asked.

“I got shot twelve years ago. Guy killed my partner.”

It was the same answer Garrity gave to his friends at church and anyone else who asked. He never told anyone about his fiancée bleeding out in his arms while he held her for the last time. His wife didn’t know the whole story. He never told anyone how glad he’d been when the autopsy had determined it was his round that had killed the suspect. No one in the department ever knew they had been engaged.

There was a Styrofoam carafe of ice water on a table beside the bed, and Garrity poured some water into his empty coffee cup and swished it around. It was so cold it made his teeth hurt when he drank it. He threw the empty cup in the wastebasket.

“I got my first purple heart when my helicopter was shot down, in February of 1991. The 26th.”  The disbelief in the man’s eyes matched the way Garrity had felt. “You rammed the Iraqi jeep with your tow-truck and you and your partner jumped out and started sprayin’ and prayin’. We had to take cover to keep from getting hit by your rounds. Two truck drivers took out a squad of Republican Guard and saved two Jarhead’s lives.”

“I’ll be dammed,” the man whispered.

 Garrity closed the door to the hospital room, and they swapped stories like two lost brothers. He was sitting on the edge of the bed when a nurse came in and broke the spell. She checked the IV bag and didn’t speak to either man.

 “What happened?” Garrity asked when she left the room. The man’s eyes dropped to his chest.

 “Nothin’ seemed like it mattered when I got back. I mean, it was just so real over there, you know? I drank too much, lost my license, and got locked up a few times. Lots of fights. The girl who waited on me the whole time I was over there finally had enough and left with our kid.  Purple Heart, honorable discharge, and I couldn’t get a job at McDonalds. Too much pride for that. I started runnin’ with my cousin and before long I was usin’ as much as I was selling.

Garrity nodded. He remembered how hard life had been was when he got back. It took him a year before he could sleep for more than fours hours in a row.

“You know, sometimes it’s like it was over there. It’s real. Like when I shot that dude, it was real, you know? Like shootin’ those ragheads. It was either him or me. I didn’t feel nothin’. I just pulled the trigger and watched him drop. Just like over there.”

The door opened again, and two men in khaki’s and wrinkled sport coats walked in. They both had badges clipped to their belts and pistols bulged beneath their jackets. The last echoes of the confession were still in the air.

 “We’ll take him from here. He’s getting discharged in a few minutes,” one of the detectives said. “Go ahead and take those cuffs off of him. They’re going to make him ride down in a wheelchair.”

 Garrity fished a key out of his shirtpocket and unlocked the handcuffs. When the man’s hand was free, Garrity grabbed it and squeezed it hard.

“Thank-you,” Garrity said. One of the detectives followed him out into the hall.

“It looked like you had a pretty good rapport with the guy. He say anything to you?

 Garrity shook his head and walked away.

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16
April

Coming soon…

The paperback version of Soundkeeper will be available in the next few weeks from Amazon and selected bookstores. Although there are literally millions of iPads, Kindles, and other e-readers out there, a lot of folks have been asking when the paperback will be out.

 How many of you use an e-reader on a regular basis? I was skeptical the first time I sat down to read a book on my iPad, but as soon as I started reading I didn’t pay any attention to how I was reading the book. It’s all about the content. I think e-books are here to stay, but I don’t think physical copies of books are going to go the way of the eight-track and Beta VCR’s.

 It’s taken quite a bit of work to get this far, and I am very grateful to my cover artist, Jeroen ten Berge.

 

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9
April

‘Tis the Season">Tis the Season

The days are getting warmer, the dogwood trees are blooming, and the air is thick with pollen. A friend of mine took his kayak to the do some fishing last week and heard turkeys gobbling in the woods. A few evenings ago, I went with my sons and one of their friends and we floated some popping bugs for bream and sunfish on a nearby pond. It is, as they say, that time of year. Tax time.

Every time I look at my pay stub I just shake my head and think about crying. Maybe it wouldn’t be as bad if the politicians spent my money wisely, but I am convinced that will never happen. But there are some taxes and governmental fees I don’t mind paying.

The Wildlife Restoration Program was created through the Pittman-Robertson Act of 1927 which established an excise tax on firearms, ammunition and archery equipment. The Sportfish Restoration Program was created by the Dingell-Johnson Act in 1905 and the Wallop-Breaux amendments in 1984. If you have purchased any guns, ammunition, bows, arrows, angling gear, or gas for your boat, you have paid up to an 11% excise tax (above and beyond and local sales taxes). The funds generated by these excise taxes are used for fish and wildlife restoration projects, boating safety, hunter safety, conservation grants, and many other programs and initiatives.

According to a report by the Congressional Sportsmen’s Foundation, sportsmen pay over $25 billion every year in state, federal, and local taxes. It is my estimate that sportsmen pay over $1.7 billion every year on hunting and fishing licenses alone. Every year I purchase a hunting and fishing license in North Carolina, and usually saltwater fishing licenses in South Carolina and Florida. I think it is a fair price to pay in exchange for using their public boat ramps and for putting some fish in the cooler.

I’ve used a fishing guide several times and other than one notable exception they have been well worth the fees they charge. Most states require guides to have a license in order to operate and guides that work in the national parks are required to pay additional fees. I think it is reasonable for people who make a living on our natural resources pay a bit more to do so. But I just read about one government permit that seems a bit steep to me.

According to MSN.com, "Sasquatch hunter Matt Pruitt learned this when he was leading 31 believers (who had paid between $300 and $500 apiece) through Steel Creek in Arkansas last month and ran into rangers who cited him for "engaging in a business without a permit or written agreement." Pruitt had to pay almost $600 for the permit, but apparently it's worth the expense. He's led Sasquatch-sighting-centered trips in 18 states and ranks Arkansas as being in the top three for potential to spot the wily beast."

I wonder if those permit fees will go toward a Bigfoot restoration project?

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2
April

Life Among the Wild Things

We are all separated from nature by varying degrees.

If you live in a city or town, you may not see bears or bald eagles on a daily basis, but nature and wildlife are always present. In many suburban areas deer are becoming commonplace and even problematic for some homeowners. In downtown Charlotte, NC I have seen red-tailed hawks, raccoons, and coyotes. The largest copperhead I’ve ever seen was in the backyard of a home just a short distance from busy Independence Blvd.

We live in the country, in a rural area that really can’t really be considered a neighborhood. There is a large farm across the street from us and a winding river beyond that. Other than my parents who live next door, the nearest house is several hundred yards away. We left as many trees standing as possible when we built the house and as a result we live in the middle of shady woods at the top of a small rise.

I’ve killed a deer on our land. We hear owls hooting on most nights, and several years ago a friend was startled by the largest bobcat he’s ever seen in our pasture. One day when I was watching the birds at our feeder an American kestrel rocketed in nailed a mourning dove that was feeding on the ground. When the feathers settled, the small falcon flew off with a meal that was almost as large as it was. I consider living among the wild creatures a blessing. Most of the time.

When we had our kitchen remodeled the workers came across the shed skin from a large black snake in the wall of our house. Then they found the snake. We’ve lost a laying hen to a red tailed hawk and close the girls up at night to keep the raccoons and possums out of the hen house. When my parents English springer spaniel started pacing around the house, sniffing and staring at the floor, it took them a while to realize she was not going crazy, that she was hearing and smelling a family of opossums that had taken up residence under the house.

City dwellers are not immune to the intrusions of wild creatures. My brother lives in a great neighborhood outside of Raleigh. He has a pickup truck and a few old classic cars in the garage, but a mouse chose his wife’s Range Rover to move into. After seeing the tell-tale signs of a mouse and finding a nest under the back seat, he set some traps. When he went to check on them, the mouse was on the passenger seat and just sat there until my brother moved and it scampered safely away. He caught one, and still more mouse sign showed up. As of now, it remains at large. My brother says it chose the Range Rover because of the steady food source their four-year-old provides by dropping French fries and chips.

I think the city mouse just has good taste.

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26
March

Save Our (tasty) Fish

I enjoy all manner of angling, but inshore and nearshore coastal fishing is my favorite by far. Beautiful scenery, no long and expensive boat rides to the Gulf Stream, and the incredible variety of species available to average sportsmen make it tops on my list.

Fishermen come from all over the country to fish the waters of the southeastern United States. In my home state of North Carolina you can catch red drum, trout, striped bass, spotted seatrout, false albacore, king mackerel, tarpon, flounder, cobia, Spanish mackerel, and many others. Several of these can be caught from the surf and fishing piers and all of them can be chased from small boats or even kayaks. We are blessed by the number of species you can encounter and the mild weather that lets us get out on the water almost year round.

According to the Coastal Conservation Association (disclaimer-I am an active member of this organization), recreational saltwater fishing has an estimated economic impact of over 1.6 billion dollars in North Carolina (2008 figures).

I consider myself a conservation-minded sportsman and believe that fishing harvest regulations are necessary to ensure a healthy fishery. But I also believe that some of the current regulations in North Carolina do not provide for a fair and equitable distribution of our resources.

The regulations for three of our most popular species, red drum, spotted seatrout, and striped bass are very tilted in favor of commercial fishing. Consider the following.

Currently recreational anglers are allowed to keep one red drum between 18” and 27” per day. Commercial fisherman are not supposed to target red drum, but are allowed to keep 10 per day as “by catch”. From 2006-2010, the average commercial harvest of redfish was 214,996 pounds per year. I think it is important to note that in 2011 the recreational harvest of red drum fell to its lowest level since 2004. North Carolina provides approximately 90% of the commercially harvested red drum for the entire country. Mississippi allows commercial fishing for red drum and the harvest is capped at 28,267 pounds per year. Red drum are not allowed to be caught by commercial fishermen in South Carolina, Florida, Alabama, Louisiana, and Texas.

The story is similar for striped spotted seatrout, flounder and striped bass.

House Bill 353, the Coastal Gamefish Bill, proposes to change the regulations by providing gamefish status for red drum, striped bass and spotted seatrout. It would allow no netting and no commercial sales of these species. Currently this bill is being considered by the Legislative Research Commission, Committee on Marine Fisheries. They will soon decide whether or not to introduce the legislation for the upcoming session.

More information is available at the NC Coastal Conservation website:

http://ccanc.org/

If you enjoy coastal fishing, check the facts and make a difference.

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19
March

Try Something New

Maybe it is a result of being middle-aged, but lately I've discovered that I have developed a reluctance to try new things.

We started keeping honeybees last year and we are really enjoying our new hobby. I've decided that beekeeping is equal parts skill, luck, and art but both of our hives have survived the mild winter and we hope to harvest some honey this year. When we went to "Bee School", I was a bit overwhelmed at the amount of information we had to digest and I remarked that if I had known what I was getting into I might not have done it. Shame on me.

A lot of my friends who have read Soundkeeper have asked me when I started writing and are surprised to learn that I've been a writer for years. Like any craft, the longer you practice the better you get. As a person who has chronic issues with finishing projects, I am very pleased with myself to have written several books.

I think it is important that we finish our projects and keep starting new ones. For me, writing a book is no longer a project. Calling something a project suggests that it will be finished done day, and I don't think I will ever be finished writing.

Last year I bought a cast net. I'd always admired those who could throw a cast net and have it billow open into a perfect circle every time. I'm embarassed to admit that while I've been an angler my entire life, I never took the time to learn how to throw a net. But I did last year-and here's the proof:

And yes, I did catch some bait. Popping shrimp and shimmering minnows were in the net when I hauled it in. We didn't catch many fish that day behind Kiawah Island, but like any day on the water, it was a good one.

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12
March

Crime Afield

From the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service:

Reward Offered for Information on Killing of a Bald Eagle in Lucedale,
Mississippi
- $2,500 to Help Identify the Shooter - -

A bald eagle was found shot on February 10, 2012, in Lucedale, Mississippi.
The shooting took place near the George County Co-Op. Investigators are
seeking information related to the shooting. A joint investigation is
being conducted by Mississippi Department of Wildlife, Fisheries and Parks
and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.

“Every eagle, hawk, vulture, and crane is protected,” said Ben Bryant,
Special Agent with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service in Lacombe, La.
“There is no excuse for shooting them.”

Bald eagles are protected by the federal Bald and Golden Eagle Protection
Act and the federal Migratory Bird Treaty Act.

The Service is offering a reward of up to $2,500 for information that leads
to a conviction.

I cannot understand why someone would do this.

A few months ago my wife surprised a hawk that had killed one of our laying hens. The bird was still inside the fenced-in area with the dead chicken and flew away when my wife went to feed the chickens. We only have a few hens, so losing one of them is a noticeable loss for us.

But I would never consider shooting an owl, hawk, or an eagle. The same kind of person that would kill a bald eagle would shoot a deer out of season or keep more than their limit of fish. This type of person likely has no regard for firearm safety and based on my experience I would be surprised if alcohol wasn't involved.

They are not a sportsman.

The U.S.F.W.S. investigates numerous violations of the Bald and Golden Eagle Protection Act and the Migratory Bird Treaty Act every year. In many cases arrests are made. I hope they catch whoever did this.

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